From the Desperate Housewives Menu

The Iceberg Lounge doormen, the twins, gave this Desperate Housewives enthusiast quite a jolt. Those mischievous boys are Lynette’s twin terrors!

Lynette and Tom Scavo endured years of raising you two, only for you to end up as bouncers in a Gotham nightclub?

The Riddler’s “Unmasking”

The successive deaths of Gotham’s elite are a gradual unveiling.

The Mayor’s entire face was concealed. The Police Commissioner’s upper face was exposed. The District Attorney’s facial tape was finally ripped away. Carmine Falcone was simply murdered outright.

The tape can be interpreted as a potent symbol of a mask. It’s likely the Riddler intended a double entendre:

Beneath these facades of respectability lie hidden sins you cannot imagine. These individuals, seemingly pillars of the community, each wear a mask of hypocrisy. They relentlessly pursue reelection, grasp for power, and amass ill-gotten gains with insatiable greed.

They indulge in carnal pleasures, utterly disregarding the city’s progress and the well-being of its citizens… Allow me to expose them, layer by layer! Of course, his ultimate target for unmasking remains the one who truly wears a mask: Batman.

DOA

The car that crashed into the church bore the chilling inscription: “DOA = Dead or Alive?”

Life or death—let the riddle decide your fate.

By jasper

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